He still hasn't texted back... I was only kidding!
- Him: Can you take my word? God. I mean you're fucking gorgeous and just overall amazing...
- Me: Fine.. Just don't fucking lie to me, EVER, about anything, because I don't put up with that shit.
- Him: Okay..My dick isn't huge :P lol.
- Me: ..... quit texting me.
- THAT IS SO RUTHLESS!
Saying "you mad" in real life